Ordered Jordan’s Online. Got An Ass Crack
We Ordered An “M” Balloon. Thanks, PartyCity
Ordered Black Sweatpants, Received These Instead. I’m Not Even Mad
Ordered A Custom Family Photo Ornament. Received One With A Random Asian Family And Photoshopped Added Penguins. Not Even Mad
My Buddy Ordered A 1/2-Inch Solenoid Valve From Amazon, Received A 7-Foot Tall Teddy Bear. They Played Hockey On Xbox
Note To Self: Check The Dimensions Of Everything Before Ordering On Amazon
I Got A Fake Sharpie. It’s A Skerple
So I Ordered 10 “Random” T-Shirts From ThinkGeek For My Boyfriend
The Hiking Boots I Ordered Online Look A Little Different Than The Picture They Provided
I Ordered A Desk Lamp From Amazon. I Should Have Read The Specs More Carefully