When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her
Son To My Wife: “Mommy , Let’s Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He’s Vacuuming”
“When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc’Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down” (Friend’s Photo)
Our 6-Year-Old “Ran Away” Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat
Toddler Says: “Heck This”
My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up
This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween
I Exploded A Spray Paint Can With An Ax As A Kid
My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child
How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet
My Daughter’s List In Case Anything Happens To Her Older Brother
My Daughter’s Christmas List
I Too Have A Daughter Going Places
“Gently Kiss The Dolphin”
Daughter Hacker
Chicken Wings In The Bathtub
Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat
My Little Cousin After An All-Day Wedding Affair (The Suitcase Contains His Travel Toys)
Lil Sister Weird
My 4-Year-Old Was So Proud Of The Lunch He Packed For Me
My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype
My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law
My 5-Year-Old Daughter’s Browser History
A Journal Entry From My 6-Year-Old
My 5-Year-Old Fast Asleep. Second Night He Has Slept In This Costume
