A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How’s Your Day Going?
About To Arrive For An Interview In A New Suit, Realise They Left The Tag On….
Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I’m Gonna Say No
Apparently, Spanish Slang For “Fart” Is “Pedo”. My 71-Year-Old Co-Worker Showed Up To Work With This
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet
This Modelling Job Was A Mistake
My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye
Don’t Throw Your Spaghetti Off The Overpass, Please
Bride-To-Be’s Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment
The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy
Bought Tickets For Me And My Dad To See A Concert, And This Is My Seat
How To Lose A High
My Doctor Charges Me $65 For Being Fat
Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain
New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face
Stolen Porch
This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
Pizza Delivery Guy Fell Into The Fish Pond
Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home
This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding
New Neighbours Painted Their Fence Yesterday, Now Our Car Looks Like This. All Over
He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization
We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain
My Phone Auto Connect To My Car When I Picked Up Mother And Father In Law… Didn’t Notice Till They Pointed It Out
How You Know You’re Having A Sh*tty Day