In 1980 I Got My Head Stuck In A Fence And Instead Of Helping Me My Parents Took This Photo
When I Was 12, I Was Attacked By A Howler Monkey In Costa Rica. My Dad Runs A Tour And Travel Company Down There, And I Found This Postcard On His Rack
I Don’t Always Get Packages From My Father, But When I Do
Our Child Might Be The Reason You Drink
Guy Says He’s Made A Hobby Out Of Embarrassing His Daughter
My Mom Always Finds A Way To Surprise Me On My Birthday
I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me (Yes, That Is My Mother)
My Mother Made A Facebook Account And This Was Her First Message To Me:
So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I’m Fairly Certain My Mom Didn’t Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us
Thanks, Dad
A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did
Oh, Dad…
Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture
Dad Slid This Under Her Door
How To Scare Your Kids This Holiday Season
I Put Vanilla Pudding In A Mayonnaise Jar. My Kids Were Horrified As I Ate It While Watching Them Open Their Easter Presents
1) Get Your Child To Squash Up Against A Window 2) Take Photo 3) Set As Phone Background 4) Child Is ‘Stuck In’ Phone
My Son Didn’t React In The Video To His Grandma’s Present, So I Just Screenshot Him Yawning And Send That
A Friend’s Son Got $1 From The Tooth Fairy A Couple Days Ago. He Wrote Her A Letter Asking To Upgrade His $1 To $5. This Was The Tooth Fairy’s Response
I Used A Make Up App On My 7 Week-Old-Son
Decides To Spoof My Son’s Facebook Profile Photo. How Did We Do?
One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is That You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She’s Had Too Much To Drink
We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don’t Normally Dress This Way)
My Friend’s Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport
Bored While My Teenage Daughter Was Doing Her First Late Night Babysitting Gig. Sent Her This Fake News Screenshot With “You Heard About This Right?”