I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And…
Daughter’s First Camping Trip. This Is How She Wakes Me Up At 6:15 In The Morning
“Mom, He’s Too Hot And He Needs A Fan.” Imagine Waking Up To This
Thug Life
I Fed My Kid Real Food For The First Time
Kept Track Of How Many Times My 3-Year-Old Asked Me “Why?” In One Day
Walked In The Bathroom To Find Our Precious Child “Washing” A Book He Found
One Picture Has Never Encapsulated My Life As A Parent More
My Daughter Found The Diaper Cream
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called Slice That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
Sometimes You Get A Playpen To Keep The Kid Out
Have A Baby They Said… It Will Be Fun They Said…. (Decibel Meter For Reference)
Don’t Let Your Child Use Your Laptop
She Was Being So Quiet, We Thought She Fell Asleep. Nope, Just Silently Applying Butt Paste To Her Face
“I Went To The Bathroom And Forgot To Shut The Door”
Momming Ain’t Easy
The Moment When You Realized Your Toddler Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Unlock Your iPad
When You Find Your Pants In The Toilet After Asking Your Toddler To Help You With Laundry
My 4-Year-Old Found Permanent Markers And Is So Proud That He Is Now Darth Maul
Bring A Toddler To A Wedding They Said, It Will Be Cute They Said
My Cousins Had A Paint Party At Their Daycare And Now They Look Like A Cartoon Character When A Bomb Explodes
Badass Little Cousin
“Mum, I’m Going To Boil An Egg To Have On Toast” Me Yelling Back From The Bathroom “Just Give Me A Sec & I’ll Show “Boom”
Toddler Gets Ahold Of Lipstick
I Am A Lawyer, My Son Told Me He Had To Tell Me Something, But First Wanted Me To Sign This
