I’ve Been Drawing A Comic Every Day For My Girlfriend For 5 Years

The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn’t Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV

When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She’ll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

Warm Nights

Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You’re So Tired You’re Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We’ll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

When I’ve Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She’s A Guy Ejaculating On Me

Spooning Technique No.73

Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums – We Call It The Old Dog Face – And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

The Time I Didn’t Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It’s A Magical Cure For Every Illness

Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn’t Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It’s Adorable To Watch Her

Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie’s Is Crisps, Chips)

Spooning Technique No. 27 – The Bear Grab

When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

Spooning Technique No. 83 – The Accidental Knees

Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People